Curse

extra bacon · Sep 16, 2006, 02:12 AM // 02:12

only cause you have unresolved issues.
*drinks beer*

metalicagrl · Sep 16, 2006, 02:14 AM // 02:14

i dont think anything could be any unresolved....

i have no idea. *sips beer*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 16, 2006, 02:14 AM // 02:14

Got a solution for that too.
Eats unresolved issues.
Sips beer.

extra bacon · Sep 16, 2006, 02:16 AM // 02:16

yea, people are complicated.
relationships are complicated.
takes effort from both parties.

doomlord, wanna eat those too?

*drinks beer*

metalicagrl · Sep 16, 2006, 02:16 AM // 02:16

TY doomlord!!

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 16, 2006, 02:22 AM // 02:22

Eats that stuff that bacon said but that isn't worth scrolling up for.
Sips beer.

metalicagrl · Sep 16, 2006, 02:32 AM // 02:32

anything fluffy says is worth scrolling up for!

*sips beer*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 16, 2006, 02:36 AM // 02:36

Wrong.
Doesn't scroll up.
Sips beer.

extra bacon · Sep 16, 2006, 02:38 AM // 02:38

lol
*throws salted peanuts at doom*
eat up.
goooood boy.
*drinks beer*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 16, 2006, 02:41 AM // 02:41

Does NOT eat peanuts.
Bites bacon's peanut-throwing arm off.
Much tastier.
Sips beer.

extra bacon · Sep 16, 2006, 02:42 AM // 02:42

you want some extra pig grease with that?
*drinks beer*

metalicagrl · Sep 16, 2006, 02:47 AM // 02:47

LMAO!!! eeeeewww!!!

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 16, 2006, 02:49 AM // 02:49

Sure. Now I just have to locate the most dense supply of pig grease here... ah, there we are.
Eats bacon's head.
Sips beer.

extra bacon · Sep 16, 2006, 02:52 AM // 02:52

you want some extra pig jelly with that?
*drinks beer*

metalicagrl · Sep 16, 2006, 02:53 AM // 02:53

oh...oh...eeeewww. this is funny...i like where it's going

extra bacon · Sep 16, 2006, 02:55 AM // 02:55

you like things that make you go eeeeewww? lol
*drinks beer*
*throws pig grease at lil one*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 16, 2006, 02:56 AM // 02:56

Answer is no.
Gores bacon with giant spider leg.
Shreds metalicgrl's face.
Kicks pwnd so hard in the balls that my leg comes out the back of his head.
Does the same to skullcrasher.
Sips beer.

extra bacon · Sep 16, 2006, 02:57 AM // 02:57

*drinks beer*
*slaps doom with raw bacon*
CALM DOWN!
*drinks beer*

metalicagrl · Sep 16, 2006, 02:57 AM // 02:57

omg...that is gross. im a clean freak...things that aren't clean scare me.

*runs away from pigs grease*
*frantically cleans bar*

bar's clean! (why did u shred my face off...i mean wtf did i ever do to u?? Come on!!)

extra bacon · Sep 16, 2006, 02:59 AM // 02:59

*pours liquified bacon fat on doom*
you missed this spot.
*points at doom*
*drinks beer*